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dave barry year in review 2020

Justin Fairfax prepares to succeed him, only to become embroiled in a scandal of his own when he is accused of sexual assault. The next major birthday I face is 80. Suffice it to say that the Resistance is so frantically busy refuting Trump tweets — this being the the activity that consumes 99. Kamala Harris drops out of the race, reducing the number of leading Democratic contenders to 58, an estimated one-third of whom are billionaires. In a festive fall sports tradition, millions of Americans set aside their differences and join together in rooting for or against professional depending on what they do or do not do during the national anthem.

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Dave Barry's Year in Review 2019: Well, that was something

dave barry year in review 2020

Meanwhile, the American Midwest faces an unprecedented humanitarian crisis as Nebraska, Wisconsin, and Minnesota struggle to absorb waves of Iowans fleeing the worsening disaster in their home state, which is overrun with Democratic presidential contenders demonstrating their likability by eating fried things on sticks. Editor's Note: We invite comments and request that they be civil and on-topic. And, of course, no discussion of foreign affairs would be complete without some mention of Brexit. I read Dave Barry articles when I encounter them, and enjoy them. Meanwhile in the Robert Mueller investigation, which feels like it began during the French and Indian War, a grand jury indicts longtime Trump confidante and professional lunatic Roger Stone on a number of charges. I grew up in the '60s when, in this very city that we're in right now, Washington, D.

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Dave Barry’s year in review: Yeah, that really happened

dave barry year in review 2020

If you look at the universe and study the universe, what you find is that there is no evidence that we need anything other than the laws of physics and the other laws of science to explain everything we see. In sports, the Los Angeles Rams win the National Football Conference championship game after the referees, on a critical play, fail to notice when a Rams defensive back attacks a New Orleans Saints receiver with a chainsaw. Hard hitting, brutally honest and without a shred of political correctness! This does not turn out well for Kokito. If we got through those troubles, we can get through the current ones. So the best we can do is enjoy the brief reprieve offered by the holidays. Twitter fuels drama about how everything is horrible.

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Darwin killed God: Dave Barry's Year in Review: 2019

dave barry year in review 2020

Republican congressional leaders, determined to avenge their humiliating defeat at the hands of Obamacare, emerge after months of closed-door meetings with a new, smarter repeal strategy. But before we do, let's don eclipse glasses to prevent retina damage, then take one last flinching look back at the events of 2017, starting with. Bezos owns The Washington Post. Fire a couple of missiles at Texas if they're not giving it up! Everybody was talking about it! The fiasco leads to the resignation of the head of the Hawaii Emergency Management agency, who immediately accepts a position as Director of Pet Transportation for United Airlines. Finally the president and Congress that will not address the border situation but will enable them to resume spending insane amounts of money that the nation does not have until such time as they are able to reach a permanent budget agreement enabling them to continue spending insane amounts of money that the nation does not have, this being the primary function of our federal leadership. Congressional Democrats say it proves that it is.

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Dave Barry's year in review: Well, that was something

dave barry year in review 2020

In sports, Simone Biles becomes the first gymnast to perform a floor routine that requires clearance from the Federal Aviation Administration. He comes across as a warm, generous, friendly person with the best of intentions. In entertainment news, , proving that now, more than ever, people crave stories about time-traveling superheroes using magic stones to defeat a genocidal intergalactic warlord with no neck. For its part, Fox launches a six-part Special Report on winter lawn maintenance. Abroad, intelligence satellite photographs reveal that 16 construction projects in — which the North Korean government claims are going to be Chipotle restaurants — in fact are missile bases.

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Dave Barry’s year in review: Well, that was something

dave barry year in review 2020

On Capitol Hill, Republican congressional leaders, after months of frustration, finally execute their plan to repeal Obamacare, only to discover that, because of a procedural error, they have instead accidentally repealed a congressional act establishing June as Nasal Polyp Awareness Month. Does that make me a stupid old person? Meanwhile the American Midwest faces an unprecedent humanitarian crisis as Nebraska, Wisconsin and Minnesota struggle to absorb waves of Iowans fleeing the worsening disaster in their home state, which is overrun with Democratic presidential contenders demonstrating their likability by eating fried things on sticks. In fact Weiner is one of the estimated four Democrats not running for president. And he has done so so consistently, and for so long, that I am convinced it's not an act. But it doesn't really seem like the most salient fact about him.

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Dave Barry’s Year in Review 2018: More Trump, tweets, Russia

dave barry year in review 2020

As the month ends, the Nevada parole board to O. Virginia is rocked by a series of scandals involving elected Democratic state officials, originating with the publication of a 1984 photo from Gov. Meet the new year: same as the old year. In sports, the Kentucky Derby is won by a horse with a large swoosh tattooed on its butt. I'm always afraid to even bring up libertarian because there are so many really on-your-case libertarians ready to determine that you're the wrong kind. Cameras by Krainin and Mark McDaniel.

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Dave Barry’s year in review: Well, that was something

dave barry year in review 2020

In financial news, the Dow Jones Industrial Average flits up and down like a butterfly on meth as investors try to figure out what President Trump's mood is at any given minute regarding the Trade War with China, which is caused by China unfairly forcing U. Liberal farkers: This guy sucks. And those who preach faith and enable and elevate it are our intellectual slave holders, keeping mankind in a bondage to fantasy and nonsense that has spawned and justified so much lunacy and destruction. If you're a humor writer, there's no better place to live than Florida. And more and more their reaction, whatever side they considered themselves to be on, was: Nah. In business news, becomes the first publicly traded U. Meanwhile, as a Polar Vortex grips the nation, other YouTube dimwits are injuring themselves attempting to demonstrate that it is cold outside by flinging pots of boiling water into the air.

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